10 Bird Jokes To Make You Chortle

Here’s a few sidesplitting jokes to amuse you … when I say side splitting, they’re not really sidesplitting as such but hey they are relatively amusing, add your best jokes to the comments section underneath
Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin !
What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three [...]

February 16, 2009 • Tags: , , , • Posted in: Funnies • No Comments

The Talking Parrots

A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a [...]

December 12, 2008 • Tags: , , • Posted in: Funnies • No Comments

Courteous Parrot

A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her,
“Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same [...]

December 5, 2008 • Tags: , , • Posted in: Funnies • No Comments